Just when you thought it wasn’t possible for Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson to more media hungry than they are already are, he sinks to a new low. He went on Howard Stern’s radio show and shared way too much information.

“We have an amazing sex life,” the Fall Out Boy bassist, 29, said while promoting the band’s new album, Folie a Deux.

“We have such sexual chemistry,” he went on. “If we had been on this show last year, we’d probably be doing it in the green room right now.

“Hopefully, the kid doesn’t change it,” he added, referring to their newborn son Bronx.

Currently, they don’t have sex — “the kid’s [a few] weeks old,” Wentz explained — but “we do other fun stuff.”

Wentz said it took some time to convince Simpson to hook up with him. (He joked that he had to “beat her over the head with a club and drag her back to my cave.”)

Once they did it, it was “the single best sexual encounter I have ever had,” he said.

“It was at the Soho Grand Hotel [in New York City], and I’m looking in the mirrors, [thinking], ‘Oh my God, you are [sleeping with] the girl of your dreams, and you can watch yourself!'” he said.

Wentz told Stern that Simpson also “loves giving me lap dances. She gives a mean lap dance.” She wears thongs and “sexy clothes,” he noted.

He went on to say that Simpson’s body is already hot three weeks after giving birth.

Normally she wears a C-cup “but with breast milk, [she’s] a D.”

She weighed “up to 150 [lbs.]” while pregnant, Wentz revealed, but “it’s dropped nicely … it’s blazing off her.”

He also said he never fantasizes about Jessica.

“I think about her as my sister,” he said. Still, he admitted he probably would have thought about having a threesome with the Simpson sibs “20 years back.”

I hope she kicked his butt when he got home. Because he is making them seem Heidi and Spencer level desperate. What’s next are they going to start releasing their own fake candids?

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