There is a car show this weekend so my boyfriend is spending his free time getting his beloved 1932 Ford Victoria ready for the first real show of the season. (Yes, there is a car show season. Who knew?)He has the whole man cave thing going on, complete with coveralls that have his name embroidered on the front. So clearly he is into the car thing.

I was teasing him about using bottled water to wash his car, when he informed me that the only water that ever touches his car is rain. And then it is only accidental.

I’m starting to realize that I don’t have to worry about other women. The other woman in his life is over 75, has her original body, and is green.