Nadya Suleman now has all eight babies at home, so she can officially start whoring them out. One of the things standing in the way of her inking a deal for a television show was that little Jonah was still in the hospital. Now the whole world will have the opportunity to watch Nadya find love while a team of nannies raise her 14 kids.

Jonah, who was just 1 pound 8 ounces when he was born, now weighs a whopping 4 pounds 10 ounces. And since he can maintain his own body temperature and feed from a bottle, the hospital felt obliged to send him home. Which means that since Medi-cal pays a reduced rate they don’t the freeloader’s baby anymore.

“Kaiser is comfortable with the level of care they’re providing for the babies,” hospital spokesman, Socorro Serrano said.

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