Katie “Jordan” Price and Peter Andre have broken up yet again. After a fight over pictures of her with a gay horse riding pal, Katie secretly fled the country with her two youngest children. Harvey is being looked after in Britain by a nanny. (I hope Peter doesn’t forget that he is the only father that the boy has ever really known.)Katie has already arranged to sell a photo spread about her break up.

So here is the transcript.

Katie: When someone knows who you are and you come into a shop and you’re blatantly lying, you look a t***.

Peter: Really? Shhh Kate, zip it. [To assistant] So, have you heard of Kate?

Assistant: I’m not sure.

Peter: [To Katie] How do you feel now? How do YOU feel?

Katie: You’re a f****** knob, I can’t stand you.

Peter: Ahh, did I hurt your feelings? Did he not know who you were?

Katie: Oh, as if I’m bothered. No one knows who you are, you’re an old f****** singer no one knows about.

Peter: You’ve got a real attitude problem.

Katie: Get over it Pete. I want to go home.

Peter: I’m so glad you guys are here to film this…

Katie: I’m so glad too so you know what a knob you are.

Peter: You can see what kind of a stupid, miserable, arrogant cow she is.

Katie: Arrogant, what ’cos I’m talking to someone genuinely and you’re sitting there f****** lying? I can’t stand liars.

Peter: Really? You’ve got f****** issues. I can’t wait for you to watch this back and see how miserable you are.

Peter tells Katie she always wants her own way.

Katie: I’m the one making money Pete, so course I can have it how I want.

Peter: What, don’t I make money?

Katie: I don’t know, do you? Hurts, doesn’t it?

Peter: You know what? You really, seriously, seriously are a psycho. I hope you are f****** proud of yourself.

Peter ends the argument by calling Katie a ‘stuck-up diva’ moments after their manager Claire stepped in to break it up.