Thank God, that Kourtney Kardashian didn’t name her newborn store after her son. Dash was her father’s nickname. It is short for Kardashian. I know this because she is on the cover of this week’s Life & Style magazine with little Mason Dash. At least she waited a whole week to have his photos taken, unlike Kendra Wilkinson who whored her baby out the moment they got him home from the hospital.

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