Since it is Easter I thought it would be a good idea to repost this.
If you want to buy baby chick or ducklings, don’t do it this week. Their price, and that of rabbits, go up the week before Easter. And they don’t make good gifts, baby chicks die really easily, and they poop so much. The dying part is the worst. You’ve spent your time explaining to a child that Jesus rose from the dead, then you have to explain why the baby duck can’t do it. Wait to get the fuzzy baby bird until they have forgotten about the Resurrection.