And they are horrible. The little boy is called Moroccan Scott. He is named after the top floor of his mommy’s penthouse apartment. It is where Nick proposed. The baby’s middle name, Scott, is Cannon’s middle name also and his granny’s maiden name. At least little Moroccan can be Scott if he chooses.

The little girl is called Monroe after Marilyn Monroe, her mommy’s idol. Why not just name her Marilyn? Especially since she doesn’t have a middle name. That’s right, Mariah doesn’t have a middle name, so neither does little Monroe. But Mariah isn’t called Monroe.

I get the feeling that the babies have M names because Mariah’s name starts with one.

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